#THE FUCKING ARMPIT HAIR
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I saw Barbie and didn’t hate it, enjoyed some parts immensely, but
THE KENS HAD ARMPIT HAIR. Why Greta ??? . Literally give me 1(one) reason why the male actors weren’t required to shave their armpits. They are playing plastic DOLLS. AND they wear little shorty shorts and do humiliating things because it’s supposed to kind of reflect how men treat women . At the very very very very very least they all should have been hairless aside from their heads. And honestly I would have glued down their head hair a bit more if I were in charge of HMU but anyways
of course the Barbies didn’t have armpit hair ! but of course not - Barbies don’t have armpit hair and neither do we expect to see adult women in film with armpit hair. BUT WHY NOT TAKE IT OFF THE KEN DOLLS?????
#It made me sick lol#I hate to look at a human body and be grossed out by something so natural#But this was implanted in me. The patriarchy as you said constantly in the film wants me to feel this way about my body#And now I find the sight of a Ken doll male actor w armpit hair GROTESQUE!! And I’m right#Get the fuck out of here etc
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*shaking and holding a knife out in front of me* tell me which tr/wb guys have the sexiest happy trail. go on
#OR BODY HAIR IN GENERAL !!!#personally i need to shove my head in kakucho’s armpit and live there but that’s just me#also. i need to talk about izana for a second#the WHITE? happy trail. on his TAN skin. omgmfmg. jdk.nfndfk. jdfksk#baji is an obvious answer for my original question.#and togame god god please god oh fuck#he's. mgnhfjh gjkj skjfskjfl vjfsd#fufuujkck#endo happy trail save me save me endo happy trail#adn UME MIYA GIJSKLFV A
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remembering this absolute gem
#the lip bite#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#is that armpit hair#what the actual fuck dan#the back of his head kinda look funny oops
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Fathers try not to pressure their child into being more feminine challenge (impossible)
#yeah my dads back on his bullshit lmao#he handed me a razor and was like ‘just trim a little bit’#I said no and left because fuck that you don’t get to tell me if my armpit hair is to your liking#like idk man I’m not a girl what else can I tell you?#anyways#this is a long standing feud between us lol
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People need to give scout more body hair. She deserves it hashtag feminism
#tf2#tf2 scout#beautiful transfem with body hair NOW#im not even a scout enjoyer but the image of her taki g off her hat and tousling her hair and a touch of happy trail?#wearing shorts and lounging when the acs broken and shes got hairy legs?#some chest hair over her dumbfuck sex bom tattoo. peace and love on earth#tank top and shes got armpit hair and freckles on her shoulder from the sun and brother you KNOW#her arms are atrong as fuck she can get a baseball going at like 90 mph probably#sorry i love being a queer faggot t4t style#can anybody hear me. can we give scout more body hair#doesnt even havw to be transfem it is a bonus though
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whoever made girls shaving body hair a societal pressure i hope you’re burning in hell
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i totally don’t think about pauls shirtless-in-overalls wings performance every single hour of the day… totally not… that would be so weird… haha
#paul mccartney#the beatles#I LIED I THINK ABOUT IT EVERYDAY#bites his nip#stares at his big arms#and arm hair <3#and mullet#and pretty hands and neck and and#fuck it even his armpit hair i’m down bad horribly
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I am NOT normal about this are you KIDDING ME
#THE FUCKING ARMPIT HAIR ????#HWAT THE FUCK#I NEED ALDJSLAJDC#HELP#I’m actually … I’m going fucking insane#FUCKSJLRJALQ#GOD#OH MY GOD#HELP ME#🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎���♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#SIR#HOW#WHY#WOW#JUST???#OH MY GOD??????#WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS#HOW DO I MOVE ON#*
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I'm sorry, but I briefly saw 'homey' as 'horny' in those tags and...you know... I still don't think that's wrong
"making art online can be so lonely, but you all make it feel very warm and horny"
Yeah I'll cosign that
#me posting steve w his armpit hair showing and it getting so many notes so fast that it becomes the cover for the 'webtoon original' tag#so fucking funny#everyone just like holding him in their mouth like a mother cat#or like a bear hunting for fish#both at once somehow
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OOGA WOOGA Champion of Light on YT has dropped the HQ Koskela ads 🥵🥵 Now I can be thirsty af again but in HD
Dont mind me admiring them all over again 👀 the details in their clothes, the wrinkles/crowfeet eyes, the body hair, etc.
#going crazy over quality shots of Ilmo’s chest hair and Jaakko’s hairy armpit#u can even see his chest hair in the karate outfit and the adventure tour ad 👀👀👀#THEIR BEAUTIFUL EYES FUCK#fuck me like geez 🥵🥵🥵😳😳#the ahma ad always makes me so lustful for jaakko like i need to sit on his lap ASAP#im sorry but is that jaakko’s nipple i spot 👀👀#being NOT normal about this and very GAY in fact#oops thirst post#my ramblings
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….Okay but what if I cut my hair off though
#day 2 of having realisations that turn my entire life and sense of self completely upside down and send me into a full blown identity crisis#it’s going well#But like!!!! Having the urge to cut my hair off is WAY >>>>>> the severe nausea and disgust at myself I was feeling last night#We live and we grow !!!!!!#z talks#not horse game#my hairs currently armpit length I’ve been growing it out for the past 3 years after having it short for over 3 years before that#(it’s been a process with some setbacks bc I had some damaged hair that needed OFF and also an undercut that needed Away)#and I’ve been like. ok I’ve never had Super Long Hair before. let’s get this bitch to waist length#BUT IM JUST NOT FEELING IT MAN#I keep looking back at the pictures from when I had chin length hair and going fuck man that was a good haircut for me
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Nothing like waking up to a toy easing inside my boycunt, cum already dripping down my thighs from the 'dreams' I'd been having all night. You're humping against my thigh but now that I'm somewhat awake, you can sit on my face. FUCK. Crush my head with your hairy thighs, grind your fat Tcock against my tongue. I want to taste you, breathe in your scent until its all I can think about.
#mlm ns/fw#nblm ns/fw#t4t kink#t4t ns/fw#nblnb nsft#queer nsft#ftm somno#cw: somno#tcock#i love the way my partner smells#not just oh their sweater smells like them#but them yanking me by the hair to lick their armpits kind of smell#fuck im drooling just thinking about it#hAHAHA I JUST REMEMBERED A STORY TI POST
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Having to explain to my mom that 5min crafts is a content farm/what that is. That sure they have some genuine hacks, but a lot are genuinely dangerous and bad
It's like I'm not trying to be the parent, but I've been on the internet daily since I was 9 years old and you respectively have only been on it for maybe 8 years? Consistently? And only on Facebook. Like man the shit I have seen has aged me a lot more mentally than I care to admit.
It's so hard too bc I know I should like a know it all/conspiracy freak when I tell her not to get a reddit bc she's gonna get sucked into a WS cult and get radicalized, or when I tell her Facebook reels is the same as tiktok. Which she has continuously forbade me to have since it came out (bc evil chinese company. It's okay when it's an evil American company though). That she needs to be careful and not just believe whatever she sees, but it's like for once I DO know more and I DO need to be the adult.
Like I remember having so many fucking talks to get her out of that SAVE THE CHILDREN shit and debunking the wayfair shit, and the Hillary Clinton shit, and all this shit. I constantly am telling her "nope that's antisemitism in disguise, heres why" ab stupid theories and shit and why they're harmful and it's like I want to fucking scream
Idk where I was going with this but like god I'm tired
#and she gets mad when im 'parenting' her and its like well then fucking use your brain!!! think before you share shit! ask questions!!!!#had to explain that the reason jfk had a diff coffin on air force one wasn't like a body swap but bc the first casket wasnt secured right#and the man was LEAKING in the fucking casket and they had to get a clean easier to transport one#that it was his family that didnt want it open not the gov like the man had half a fucking head at that point!! what did you expect?!#and then shes like well how do YOU know all this shit. how do you know YOURE right and Its like bc i check my sources?? bc i know how to??#bc i actually use my brain and dont sit in a digital echo chamber validating what i want to hear#thankfully we dont actually get fox in our house somehow (god probably) and we dont have cable so she cant watch fox & friends#but Facebook is it's own fucking up hill battle and it's like go back to playing 1010! and shit on your phone instead#and she stays on Facebook for that dopamine hit and its like i know you have adhd and your dr doesnt believe you but for godsake#i stg she's the reason my body hair is still turning white. it initially stated bc my dad was causing us so much fucking stress and then#it lessened a bit but now im finding more and more like my body is eating the pigment sgdgdgdgd#im gonna go gray by 35 i stg i have ONE white hair on my head and have gotten several on every part of my body like eyebrows and armpits ect#the funniest is leg hair like oh okay go grandpa#ANYWAYS im tired and i guess i needed to get this out#marquilla
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Today I was forced to shave. An angel has lost its wings 😔😔😔
#Man... I had to shave my armpits and some of my bush#Cause I had to had my measures taken by someone and my mom was like grrrrr they'll see your body hair#BODY HAIR?!!!! SACRILÈGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#....... Be so fucking for real#Mom says she's made peace with me not shaving my legs bc it's aesthetic at the end of the day but that she can't stand hairy armpits#Even on men she says (bc she only remembers that I'm a trans guy when trying to get me to shave bc ig in her mind I don't shave bc of that)#But the thing is... That she never comments on men with hairy armpits.#I don't shave any part of my body and I'm extremely happy like that#For sensory reasons and bc I don't. Wanna be forced to shave so I don't shave out of spite
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Do you shave down there?
I don’t shave anything honestly. Too much work, and I like my cute ass bush 🤭
I only really trim so that my cute underwear stays cute lmao. But I never fully shave anything
#een anon#an ask about me!#plus I’m not flexible enough to fucking do all that#shaving my legs as a teen sucked#so I never went back#and I’ve got like one tiny skin tag in each armpit and I don’t wanna fucking. accidentally shave them off and bleed all over lmao#so no shaving 🤷🏻#actually I’m actively trying to grow more hair on my stomach and face#wanna have a cute lil happy trail 😈
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Shut up I'm imagining any of the FF7 characters with actual body hair I'm talking armpit hair. 5 o'clock shadows. Chest hair. Bush.
#Ff7#Ffvii#Why are Cloud's armpits so smooth give him some hair!#Imagine Tifa with body hair. What a woman.#Vincent gets a free pass to not have as much hair cause I hc him as half Asian and also Hojo prolly fucked up his body hair growth#Cause Hojo is a lame ass bitch who prolly made Sephiroth hairless cent his head on purpose cause he's unsexy and hates body hair#Sephiroth it's okay I can give you the hair back you can have a happy trail I Can Fix You hcjfisnxjdkdk#Barret should be more bear like give the dilf more body hair!!!
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